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57. Mark Dantonio
Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.
MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.
58. Ass Twat
When the vagina and ass are connected by on single crack that runs completely between the legs. Also the name that people call each other when regular cuss words just arent enough.
Mark has an Ass Twat. Mark your a stupid Ass Twat!
59. dirty mark sanchez
playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.
He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.
60. skid mark
Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.
No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!
by anonymous Oct 8, 2002 add a video
61. ass lip
a person who's lips smell like ass
Mark has an ass lip due to kissing ass.
by Jesse Welch Apr 23, 2003 add a video
62. Ass clown
ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.
by DEEZ NUTS Jul 4, 2003 add a video
63. butt spider
shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
by mark h Jul 10, 2003 add a video
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