When something has transcended the boundaries that are normally set for "awesome". It is referred to as "mari".
"Hey brah, did you see that movie?"
"F*ck yeah man, it was hella Mari."
Acronym: Mysterious alcohol related injury
X: What the hell happened to your hand????
XX: I have no clue! I got wasted last night and pretty much just woke up with this M.A.R.I....
The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.
He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up
A M.a.r.i. is a mysterious alcohol related incident.
M.A.R.I. -pronounced as (mary).You go out drinking one night and you get a little drunk. The next morning you wake up and something is sore. You check your body out and you have a huge bruise or cut in a strange area. You try to remember this happening at some point last night and just can't figure it out. You are diagnosed with a M.A.R.I..
The hawwtest mama on the planet. Part of the explosive group with Mia, Ashley, Jade, etc. When people see her, it's just like WOAH..
Girl 1: Have you seen Mari today?
Girl 2: AHHH! Don't even mention her name, it blows my mind.
Weird, but smart awkward girl. She tends to fall for Mexicans. She is short, athletic, with big boobs. She doesn't have sex with the guy until special occassion... or not at all. She is an overall evil beautiful girl who is ready to be active if you get what I mean
Damn Mari is fine
Men's pants that are longer than shorts, but shorter than pants. Capri's
. Man capri's.
What is he wearing? It's like capri's for men.
Oh, those are Mari's.