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This is where you get either male or female jizz on both your thumbs or two fingers and as quickly as you can draw a moustache starting from the middle of the upper lip and going outwards ...

KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !
Sarah : 'Does that guy know he has a white moustache?'

Emily: 'Yeh looks crusty doesn't it?! '

Rachel : 'Yup I fucking MARIO'D him ;D '

Emily: GO MARIO !
by TheMarionator October 10, 2010
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One of the best games ever invented! 8 Mario party's and 3 Paper Mario's but it's not going to end there.It is an arcade game made by Nintendo, released in 1983 and later ported to many home systems. It was a spin-off of the Donkey Kong series, and heavily influenced by Joust. It was the first game to feature Mario's name in the title. It was also the debut of Mario's brother, Luigi. Unlike Donkey Kong, where he was a carpenter, in this game Mario became a plumber, exterminating pests who exit from pipes.
Mario is the best game EVER!
by bloodkill June 26, 2007
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belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs
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by ImFamous January 22, 2009
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Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.
"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"
by Parz July 27, 2006
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An italian name, great in bed makes women happy and asking for more. 3 inches more of penis than DENNIS GRIFFIN.
by abeto February 16, 2010
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Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario
Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.
by toocutetohandlebby July 18, 2012
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1. Someone who doesn't know about or observe basic health or safety rules pertaining to various activities and/or doesn't speak up quickly enough when he realizes he is sick or injured, resulting in a painful and/or ruinous event for himself - which he then cathartically displaces onto someone or something else.

2. Someone who expects to overindulge in a lot of enjoyable or pleasurable or cathartic activities in rapid succession (all of which someone else pays for and/or has to clean up after) without allowing enough time to pass between them or without making enough effort to separate them. Due to his own negligence or unwillingness to wait/slow down when he should and his inability to move more quickly/speed up when he should, he creates unnecessarily huge messes that someone else has to deal with/clean up.
Basically: if you date a lot and start to notice a pattern in which you have two basically pleasurable and voluntarily-undertaken relationships in a row, which are always or frequently followed by a 3rd relationship that feels forced upon you and is rather intense, scary, embarrassing and disorienting - but ultimately you survive it and feel relieved afterward - you are possibly or probably a Mario.

Gastrointestinal example: You eat too much peanut butter because it is yummy. Immediately afterward, you do karate for an hour, which is fun. You then have a horrible case of diarrhea. You barely make it to a public bathroom, then spray it all over the bathroom because you can't make it to the toilet seat in time. You feel relieved, make no effort to clean it up and leave it for the maid to deal with. You never feel any guilt about it. You = Mario.
by Idiotslinger July 21, 2011
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