Similar to other definitions listed, the Marines are truly kick-ass.
1. They are America's primary shock troopers. When the Army ducks their tails and runs... call in the Marines.
2. When you need a target assassinated there is no need to waste money on an expensive missile instead ask a Marine Scout Sniper to do it for free.
3. It is widely believed and accepted that when Marines die and go to heaven they are immediately recruited into God's personal bodyguard.
1. Guy 1: Hey did you see the Army retreat on CNN last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but don't worry. Next time the Marines will kill 'em, and take back that land.
2. Dropping a missile on an intended target with possible collateral damage: $300,000 + an embarrassing story on CNN.
Equipping a Marine Scout Sniper with everything he needs and ensuring one clean shot through the target head: less than $500.
One less terrorist to fight against the U.S.A.: Priceless.
3. Marine 1: So you heard Mike was killed yesterday?
Marine 2: Yeah, but I'm not so sad about it. At least now he's protecting the Big Man upstairs.
Marine 1: Semper Fi to that!
A hot, sexy, exotic looking chick that is funny and irresistible to all guys. You either want to be there or be with her. She is one of God’s greatest gifts with a body.
"She's the most amazing girl in the world..."
"She must be a Marine then"
The Navy's equivalent of infantry, Marines specializes in amphibious warfare, rapid deployment and small squad tactics. In the United States Marines are noted for their intensive training, markmanship with the rilfe and undying fighting spirit. Under the mantra " Every Marine is a rifleman" all marines are held to the same combat standards regardless of specialization. From cooks to pilots every Marine is a highly trained infantryman capable of fighting in any environment, at any moment. This fact is proven time and time again when Marines defeat much larger and better equipped enemy forces. No other branch has achieved such feats, especially not the Army, who chose to hate on Marines rather than win battles. Maybe if all the soldiers who talk shit about Marines actually trained, rather than run their stupid mouth, they could win without the help of you know who. Then again if they were not shit talkers they would not be Army. Marines do, Army talks.
The Marine sniper achieved his objectives, allowing the 101st to take the city.
The Marine broke the arm of the soldier using his MCMAP training.
MARINES: "Monkeys Are Ready If No-one Else Signs". Background: This was my response (quick thinking) After a Marine asked me (Army Green Beret) If I knew what ARMY stood for? I stated no and he replied: "Aint Ready for Marines Yet" This was only traditional jerking of each others chain, merely ragging on the others Branch of Military; in the end we all have a great deal of respect for all Branches of the Military and more importantly the choice to defend our Great Nation.
Hey Soldier do you know what Marines stand for? Yes Sir, Monkeys Are Ready If No-one Else Signs!
Best branch of the military. This is the REAL elite group, so don't bother with the others. Most extensive training, and smartest.
"Marine: Mess with the best, die like the rest. Ooh-Rah!"
my boyfriend is a marine so all then duch bags talkin smack are pothetic you dont know what they go thru. once a marine always a marine.. the few the proud.. at least the maries dont have to bribe people to join.. also the army thats pothetic too they have yelling card which is if the drill insructor yells at the too much they can hold up a card for them to stop.. the mairnes dont have that they dont need it.. so people running their mouth.. you dont stand behind our tropps feel free to stand in frount of them!!
the few the proud the marines Oo-Rah
They're ninjas. Professionals – world’s elite warriors. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. There r very few of them. They do more w/ less. They no that a true warrior fights not b/c he h8s wat is in front of him, but b/c he loves wat is behind him. That’s y Marines r first 2 fight by land, air, & sea & last 2 leave. They are trained much harder and longer than the U.S Army, AF, Navy, and Coast Guard b/c their job is 2 go above and beyond a regular warrior. They r more disciplined and no better than giving up. On a mission 2 rescue a hostage, a Marine busted door down. The result? 12 hostiles, 12 headshots, 3 seconds. A Marine is a person who didn't just want 2 settle 4 having a job, but 2 live a life of honor, and not of privilege.
The Marines go in & take over land & then move on; the army comes in to occupy the area and clear up the already dead bodies that the Marines have killed. Marines r experts in the application of violence. They have no fear. They are fear itself. They are well educated ppl who scored well on the ASVAB or would have settled for the Army. Most of them have some sort of college degree. Unlike the Army, the USMC doesn’t take any high school drop outs.
Marines r born from loyalty, love of neighbor & country & a desire 2 protect & safeguard. Their actions r precise, principled, determined and committed 2 act selflessly 4 the benefit 4 others. Always faithful. There is no better friend, no worse enemy than a U.S Marine.