ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.
WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.
WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
Please people, stop making biased decisions. The US is awesome, as is everybody else.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
A Marine will be the first to tell you that the Corps is better than the Navy, Army, and Air Force.
(There is generally a lot of tension between the Army and Marines, but only because the Soldiers couldn't make it into this day's Corps)
Marine, "Yeah, Marines. You?"
Army, "Yeah, Army. I'm sorry."
Marine, "Don't worry about it, we've been fixing the Army's mistakes since 1775, we're used to it by now."