dude...smoke it!!!!!...its the best shit...mother fucker!!!!
wow!!! its great!!!!
smoke that shit. thank you God for this plant.....
Wanna smoke some MARIJUANA!!

by redondo beach bitch! January 18, 2007
THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine
"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"
by stonerman420 August 27, 2003
The only thing i the world that makes you 100% fine with being bored.

Also know as: Ganja, Cannabis, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, The Kroosh, Reefer, Herb, Grass, Dope, Green Sticky Goop, Booger Brown, Schwag, Regs, Beasts, Homegrown, 420 time, El Diablo de Verde, Hairy Potter, Henry the 8th, Kirmit the Hog Leg, Dr. Phil My Pipe, Sticky Icky Icky, Martin Luther Ding Dong, Bagged Broccoli, The Babysitter, My Only Real Friend, Cheeba, O Chronic Tree, Nuggets, Diggity-Dank, Bag o' Skunk, Tide Dingleberries, Lando Calresin, The Dirty Dirty, Don Juan, Your Highness, Kind Bud, Mr. THC, Natures way of saying HIGH!
"Yo man you know where i can score a bag of summa dat Martin Luther Ding Dong?"
"Shiiit boy you know i gots dat, lemme see dat 20."

or my favorite marijuana example

"This shits called Deaf!"
"Man that doesn't even sound attractive, you mean I'm going to hit it and die?"
"No man not Death it's Deaf! You hit this shit twice man you can't hear SHIT!"
by The- Rev September 11, 2008
Now before reading this definition know that in this i am ONLY talking about quality marijuana. I know nothing about non quality but that doesnt matter because quality is the only way to go.

Marijuana is the Physcoactive plant known scientifically as cannabis sativa or cannbis indica. The herbal form of marijuana consists of dried mature flowers and subtending leaves of pistillate ("female") plants or resin glands. The chemical in marijuana making it phsycoactive is "delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol" commonly known as THC.
Marijuana is commonly known as: Marijuana, pot, bud, weed, grass, dank, chronic, kill, stress, ganja and way too many more to name.

Look: Dried leaves stuck together in bud form usually bright green but can be any hue of green sometimes with some purple also. Good marijuana has hairs on it all over the place usually red but again theres far too many types of marijuana to be specific And also it has visible thc all over it if its really good its almost powdery theres so much thc. Good marijuana in nug form is going to have stems going through it. Theres seeds every once in a long while but theyre very uncommon with good pot.

Smell: Can smell like anything from skunks to car oil (always in a good way) different kinds of weed have different scents and no two are exactly alike.

Feel: Good marijuana has a lot of different textures sometimes its very dense meaning compact and hard and other times its very sticky and moist and easily crushed. Its never a good idea to break apart pot with your fingers because you bruise the thc making the herb less potent. Experts in marijuana smoking use only grinders when they smoke.

Marijuana measurements:
Quarter pound- 4 ounces
Ounce- 28 grams
Quarter(fourth)- 7 grams
Eigth- 3.54 grams
Half eigth- 1.7 grams

Average price for good marijuana in grams:
1 to 1.4- 20$

(half 8th)1.7 to 2.3- 25$ or 30$ if your dealers an ass.

(8th)3.4 to 3.7- 50$ to 60 dollars depending again on if your dealer is an asshole or not.

(Quarter) 7.0 to 7.5- 90 to 100$ depending on how much more than 7.0 he is going to give and quality of the weed usually quarters or super kill are 100 dollars but you can get them as low as 90 some times.

(Half ounce) 14 to 15- 150$ or as much as 185 if your dealer is worried about profit.

(ounce) 28 to 30- about 300 to 350 depending on quality and dealer.

If your in the market for some marijuana and it does not fit into the above criteria say no. If its brown turn it down.

"Hey man! i just got 2.7 of some killer for 30 lets get baked!!!"
20 minutes later...
"i love you dude"
"i love you too dude but i love marijuana more"
by kirkabis September 23, 2007
it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.
I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.
by kindbud County Sherrif January 02, 2004
the answer to depression
when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana.
by chemistreezy August 31, 2008
something that should be legal.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?
by Stephanie Soquet February 24, 2005
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