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A sturdy plant, indeginous to all parts of the world, which has a chemical ingredient,delta-9 tetra hydra cannibinol (normally referred to as THC), which induces intoxication. Plainly put, it's a weed that gets you high.
Hey, man, I just got a bag of marijuana. Wanna smoke some?
by WhatInThe42o October 23, 2004
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God's plant...shouldn't even be considered a drug. Weed makes people more friendly and laid back, and eases their minds. It does not promote violence. If anything, alcohol should be illegal because it alters one's mood and incites violent behavior. Anyone that's a true smoker knows this. It doesn't make you slow or mentally retarded, it doesn't have any health risks, it is a plant God put on this Earth for his children to enjoy and that is all. So roll that hydro!
If everybody smoked a blunt, believe the mind, the world could be a better place.
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by MC J Mo September 25, 2004
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BEAUTIFUL!!! allmost the best thing you will ever expierience!?
i smoke marijuana and it is the best thing in the world.
by hummmblooblahfloppysmargle April 27, 2006
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marijuana is a beautiful, fragrant drug with some hallucegenic and depressant qualities. the marijuana plant has buds chock full of THC (tetrahydracannibal) the active ingredient that wen put into the blood stream (usually through the lungs) give it's user a relaxed, creative, and euphoric state of mind that almost feels like a different world.

good effects (summerized):
those who smoke marijuana have a greater appriciation for things like food, peacefullness, music, and philosphy.

some bad effects:
- paranoia. those who smoke in an environment where they feel insecure (talking to cops, a crowded party etc.) may become paranoid depending upon their personality. you can defeat paranoia by telling yourself just to relax because its never as bad as it seems. this is probably the worst effect of marijuana.

- hangovers. for some, the day after smoking marijuanna, they go into withdrawl, and may feel tired, bored, sick, or just burnt out. half of this is psychological, caused by the sudden change in state of mind, from being high, to coming down to normalcy. an easy way to get rid of this is to just chill out, or smoke more marijuana.

- heart rate. nowadays especially, the high THC levels have a side effect of increased heart rate. this is ironic however, becuase the effect of marijuana on your brain tells you to relax, while your body is ready for action. this may be a weird experience if u pay attention to it, but usually your heart calms down after awhile. if you have heart problems, marijuana is not advised.

- stomach ache. food will never taste as good as when your high (or have been starving for days). thus, you may not relize you have been eating nothing but junk food for the last hour and you may get a pretty bad stomach ache.

- introspective thoughts. marijuana will cause you to think much differently, this may be disired or undisired (even scary at times). you tend to think about things that you may have never thought about in the past. write down your thoughts. when you come down from your high, youll be surprised at what you wrote.

- sleepiness. marijuana can lul you into a deep and restful sleep if you stop doing things that are stimulating. if you watch tv while high, your bound to fall asleep. some people even report having crazy dreams when there high. though usually this isnt a bad effect.

thats pretty much the skinny on marijuanna. its a very safe and positive drug. many look down on marijuanna becuase they want to avoid the "stoner" persona. just be yourself. marijuana cannot control your personality. however it may effect your perspective.
i feel like floating on a cloud tonight
- i hear that, lets blaze some marijuana.
by lawllawllawllawl October 01, 2006
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A so called drug which isn't that strong, and by most, isn't considered a drug. You be suprised, even your local cop might be doing it too.
person #1: wanna smoke a joint?
Person #2: aiight!
by DitzySteph June 25, 2004
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Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!
marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!
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