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99.
A remarkably non-toxic substance used to explore an alternate consciousness. in other words, it's not so much about "getting high" as it is about seeing the importance in the normally mundane, and being able to make connections and notice more than you ever thought possible. Picture your mind as a half opened eye, marijuana opens that eye fully, if only for a limited time. No it will not kill you, and no it is not a gateway drug. let's apply the gateway drug to something else, shall we? would you say that masturbation leads to the act of rape? would you say that riding a tricycle when you are young leads to joining a motorcycle gang? it seems absurd when the gateway drug "logic" is applied to other situations.
Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana
Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely.

OR

Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana?
Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.
by straightfire December 27, 2011
 
100.
A term borrowed from the Mexican slang word "marihuana" (with silent "h" and originally meaning "a badly rolled cigarette" before becoming more widely applied to female cannabis flowers cured for smoking), popularized in the U.S. by early 20th century news media. Its purpose was to exploit the widespread racist sentiment in the U.S. while distracting people from the fact that "marijuana" was actually the same as cannabis, a fundamentally important crop -- to the end of facilitating cannabis prohibition.
"Marijuana is bad because it's illegal; and illegal because it's bad."
by My Brother Man December 05, 2008
 
101.
The dried leaves of the cannabis plant containing the chemical THC which gives the user the feeling of being "high".
"Hey man, let's smoke this 6 gram blunt!"
"aite"
"Damn this is some bomb ass marijuana"
"Wanna save the rest for later?"
"What are you? A pussy? I never quit on a blunt"
"Let's go buy some forties"
"aite"
by derek doom October 12, 2005
 
102.
a question meaning...do you want to smoke weed now. Mari - doyouwanna? mari-juana?
hey, mari-juana?

yeah, I've got my stash right here.
by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004
 
103.
Weed Reffer Marijuana Herb. Down here we call it that "WOOD"

South Georgia you ain't heard.

Legion of Dank- Shouts to Arni Kit Qazra Herbal Ghost Evil... MIKEY YOUR IN A DICTIONARY!!!
TuPac ain't dead he is stuck in my head.
With the THC.Smoking "WOOD" SIPPING hENNESey!!!
by Qazra Dank June 22, 2004
 
104.
A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
Steve Jobs would of smoked marijuana herb numerous amounts of times.
by Dlstar December 23, 2011
 
105.
The slang term for the result of crushing the Cannabis plant's roots, stem, and leaves
There are three different species;

Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,

Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and

Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.

It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.

The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)

It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
Marijuana's in tea, joints, spliffs, and mixed with tobacco. Spanish for "Mary Jane" (Slang). Has more slang terms than I can remember.
by 12345678987654321isfordrtran June 18, 2011