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Trendy - "The bubonic chronic"
N00b - "My Spanish step-mom's name"
Hippie - "Breakfast"
Canadians - "Subject of national pride"

I want to toke on this marijuana.
Yet, I am afraid I don't know how to smoke this marijuana.
Therefore, I am afraid I will choke on the smoke from this marijuana.
by Rimjob Jim February 21, 2006
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Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"
"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"
by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010
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Pronounced: mar-uh-wah-nuh

Dried leaves from the female hemp plant is usually smoked as a form of a narcotic and hallucinogen. Hemp plants contains THC {Tetrahydrocannabinol) the main active chemical in Marijuana. The membranes of certain nerve cells in the brain contain protein receptors that bind to THC. Once securely in place, THC kicks off a series of cellular reactions that ultimately lead to the high that users experience when they smoke marijuana.

If someone is high on marijuana, he or she might:

Seem dizzy and have trouble walking;
Seem silly and giggly for no reason;
Have very red, bloodshot eyes; and
Have a hard time remembering things that just happened.

When the early effects fade, over a few hours, the user can become very sleepy or very hungry! also known as "the munchies" ;)

Common street names for marijuana include: Pot, Grass, Weed, Bud, Jay, Reefer, Joint, Ganja, Herb, Dope, Smoke, Boo Ya, Red Hair, Chronic, The Green, The Kind, Mary Jane, Skunk, Sens, Thai Sticks, Hash, Hashish, Mowie Wowie, J, Hooter, Toke, Ysca, Budah, Bionic, Schwag, Indica, Mex, Herbage, Doobage, Wacky Tobacky, Hemp, THC, Indo, Homegrown, Doobie
by EricaJulia1 October 23, 2007
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namers of marijuana (ofcourse smoking it): hey lets name this mary jane!
by pinkpolkadot July 22, 2005
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the coolest thing ever; a green plant; a plant you smoke
man this marijuana is the best. lets smoke more man!
by man of the hour November 07, 2002
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The most misunderstood plant on the planet
Person One: That marijuana stuff is so bad for you. It causes cancer and kills you and....
Person Two: Shut up.
by Random Wandering Person September 13, 2009
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Mr Mackeys favorite word.
"Marijuana is bad mmm....kay?"
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