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weed, weed, the magical smoke, the more we get, the more we toke.
marijuana is a drug, everyone has there own reaction, me...... i just smoke, choke, and toke again
by mary-jane and homer the stoner August 19, 2003
Now officially America's number 1 cash crop as of the end of 2006. The FDA estimates that 30-50 million Americans are habitual Marijuana users. A few hundred Americans which do not fall into that category run the government--and they're all coke heads (no wonder they need so much money)!
Them government boys sure would eliminate the deficit RIGHT QUICK if they started growing and selling marijuana!
by Rick the Spic February 05, 2007
Trendy - "The bubonic chronic"
N00b - "My Spanish step-mom's name"
Hippie - "Breakfast"
Canadians - "Subject of national pride"

I want to toke on this marijuana.
Yet, I am afraid I don't know how to smoke this marijuana.
Therefore, I am afraid I will choke on the smoke from this marijuana.
by Rimjob Jim February 21, 2006
*Marijuana* is Mexican for Marihuana.

*Mari* is Mexican for Polish "Maria". "Maria" is english "Mary" which was The Mother of Jesus.

*Juana* is Mexican for Polish "Joanna". "Joanna" is female, male version of it is "Jan". "Jan" is english "John" which was The Father of Jesus.
Mary symbolizes "marriage, the whole, all, femine"
John symbolizes "one, point, masculinity"

Marijuana symbolizes God.
by Jacek Pietal November 01, 2005
Pronounced: mar-uh-wah-nuh

Dried leaves from the female hemp plant is usually smoked as a form of a narcotic and hallucinogen. Hemp plants contains THC {Tetrahydrocannabinol) the main active chemical in Marijuana. The membranes of certain nerve cells in the brain contain protein receptors that bind to THC. Once securely in place, THC kicks off a series of cellular reactions that ultimately lead to the high that users experience when they smoke marijuana.

If someone is high on marijuana, he or she might:

Seem dizzy and have trouble walking;
Seem silly and giggly for no reason;
Have very red, bloodshot eyes; and
Have a hard time remembering things that just happened.

When the early effects fade, over a few hours, the user can become very sleepy or very hungry! also known as "the munchies" ;)

Common street names for marijuana include: Pot, Grass, Weed, Bud, Jay, Reefer, Joint, Ganja, Herb, Dope, Smoke, Boo Ya, Red Hair, Chronic, The Green, The Kind, Mary Jane, Skunk, Sens, Thai Sticks, Hash, Hashish, Mowie Wowie, J, Hooter, Toke, Ysca, Budah, Bionic, Schwag, Indica, Mex, Herbage, Doobage, Wacky Tobacky, Hemp, THC, Indo, Homegrown, Doobie
by EricaJulia1 October 23, 2007
The amazing and wonderful green leaf that lets me write deeply intelligent four page philosophy papers and ace them.
pals: Did you just write a four page paper on the parallelism of Plato's The Cave and The Truman show?

me: yeah man, but not until I smoked a few bowls of hotass marijuana!
by willow sunshine September 08, 2007
1. A substance on which everyone feels obligated to share his or her opinion

2. A substance which everyone at my high school smokes and talks about at great, great, GREAT length. Seriously.
I personally conduct research on marijuana using legitimate sources, though i do of course appreciate the opinions of the dear users of urbandictionary
by uhhhh someone exciting June 11, 2009