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And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
by what do you care June 16, 2003
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n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.
"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"
by Nelai April 04, 2003
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An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.

The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.

Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.
"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."
by Cristo July 08, 2004
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The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal.

Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.)

People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.
Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.
by Alexander DeLarge March 07, 2005
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Marijuana is the best thing ever created under this sun. People who say marijuana is a bad drug never did have it, has not done it or had not done it in moderation. It’s the dose that makes the poison; table salt can kill you if you eat enough of it. Marijuana mood elevator and gives you a different awareness of the surrounding world but keeps you grounded, other than alcohol which is a depressant and puts you to sleep. Cigarettes and alcohol kill more people each year than car accidents, but they are some how legal?
While marijuana is pretty much harmless, you don’t see any body being killed over a bag of marijuana? Did you know the greatest jazz players smoke grass, they where the best players in the world along with many others, some of the best music was created under the influence of marijuana. ITs the best thing to happen to America if it becomes legal.
Is not marijuana included when it read in the bible; "Genesis 1: 12 I have given you all the seed baring plants and herbs to use."?
by 420TT February 27, 2005
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a great way to spend "quality time" with your buddies or loved ones.
I think you and I should get together and spend some "quality time" with the marijuana.
by Janna&Denessa March 30, 2004
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The greatest aphrodesiac known to mankind. You can smoke a bowl and jack off to porn like you never have before. You can get high with your girlfriend and fuck all night. You can get stoned with a bunch of young college chicks and then have group sex. You'll swear you've been in heaven. If more couples got stoned and had sex there'd be less divorce in this country. If our leaders got stoned and had sex with their wives or interns, there'd be less war and hence more peace. It truly is the only thing that makes you forget about everything else except feeling good. That's why it will never be legal. Because our leaders know that if everyone is getting high they'll refuse to fight stupid wars for stupid ends so they build marijuana up to be a big evil so most people will lay off it.
I'm going to smoke marijuana and jack off to porn all night long. War? What war?
by latenightsmoker July 10, 2006
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