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(n) Someone who is a total Jew about their stash of weed, in that he or she is incredibly stingy or conservative with it.
Matt: "So did you get high with Luke last night?"
Mark: "I was planning on it, but Luke dropped a little in the sink and he spent ten minutes trying to blow-dry it off, so I just left."
Matt: "What a marijewana."
by JPoBo April 25, 2010

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