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1. Hossa Fail
(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!
A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!
2. being hossa'd
Being led on to believe a girl/boy is interested in dating you, but in fact they just don't want to hurt your feelings and say no. During this often month-plus long process, you will find yourself missing out on many other girls who you were interested in. Could be described as a prolonged tease. Derived from the Marian Hossa crisis of the 2008-2009 NHL offseason, in which Marian Hossa forced the Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Club to wait for an answer as to who he would sign with during the free agency period. Much to the contrary of popular speculation, Hossa signed with the Detroit Red Wings.
I thought she liked me, but I was being hossa'd the entire time!
3. Hossa
1)Traitor

2)Turncoat

3)Benedict Arnold
If all I had to cheer about was Hossa and the Red Wings I would shoot myself or better yet have Hossa do it.
4. Pulled a Hossa
To leave a perfectly good relationship for another that you think will turn out better for you only to have it bite you in the ass.
Look how hot Katie is, damn, I really 'pulled a Hossa' leaving her for Amanda.
5. Shmohawk
When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.
Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.
6. Slovakia
A cool country who kicks ass in hockey.
"Peter Bondra, Ziggy Palffy, and Marian Hossa are a few Slovaks who rock at hockey."
by Slovak Matt May 29, 2004 share this
7. Detroit Red Wings
The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.

(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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