The massive boaby of Obid0n, drummer with popular beat combo Subbuteo Pitch Invasion. A man who is so well-endowed and great in bed that when he's done even the neighbours need a smoke.

Maria is usually a hispanic girl. She is a dreamer, and she is very passionate. Although, sometimes she can be really lazy and carefree.Marias are shy in the beginning, but once you open up to them, they will love to open up to you! Marias are very strong about their opinions, and they cant stand it if you dont listen to their side of the story.
Most of the time, Marias are amazing at drawing. Marias love to laugh, crack jokes, and have fun, enjoy life
How to make friends with a Maria: When you first meet her, talk about your intrests and hobbies, this will help you allot. Let her express her opinions, and express yours al well. DO NOT GET ANGRY OR FRUSTRATED IF SHE DOSENT AGREE WITH SOME OF YOUR OPINIONS, OR MIND YOU, THIS IS A 1 WAY TICKET TO MARIA'S BAD SIDE! After she likes you enough, just keep discussing things with her, Marias love new conversations! Bonus: Add her on Facebook and share songs with her. She'll like that.
Additional Info: Marias have a slight temper against the following people: Jerks, Bullies, Snobs, Hypocrites, Cry-Babies, and annoying people.

Professional tennis player.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001

A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.

She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.

Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.

1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.

3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.

4) Also known as DDP.

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.

A woman's oversize buttocks.

When a girl of spanish descent is very small and annoying and won't shut the fuck up.

Women and young girls that have maria syndrome often experience feelings of wanting to own high heels to be able to see over things. It is also common for these individuals to experience feeling of anxiety when traveling around school lockers for fear they may be pushed in.