|1.||magnetic ribbon syndrome|
the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.
cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.
Lazy Mother Fucker Syndrome.
A person (mother fucker) so lazy that they are considered to have this syndrome.
Couldn't be bothered? = LMFS
Helen - "I saw him piss in the bottle. He must have LMFS as he didn't even bother using the toilets (only a few metres away)".
Bob - "I couldn't be bothered taking out the fucking trash".
Danny - "You've got LMFS".
Don - "Where's your assignment today"?
Maria - "I didn't do it but it's not my fault - I have LMFS".
|3.||Hysterical Mexican Syndrome|
Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.
Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.
|4.||turkey sandwich syndrome|
The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
|5.||west side story|
A musical set in New York in which the 'Puerto Ricans' are just white people wearing brown foundation.
excerpt from west side story:
white guy: I hate the Puerto Ricans!
blond guy wearing lindsay lohan syndrome foundation: hola! we hate-o you white people! burrito!
someone or more like something that has a mental illness. Best described as SCHIZOPHRENIA. Racist, delusional, and depends way too much on weed to help her get through the day.. Karma is a bitch so enjoy life now....
Did you see that person.. she so has an AMANDA syndrome.