marffle
To fart into a rolled up towel so as not to let your boyfriend (or rarely girlfriend) know that you fart.
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maffyew
a term of endearment for those named "matthew"
these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.
these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.
these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.
these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.
A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!
B: come on, he's probably asleep.
A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit
B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.
B: come on, he's probably asleep.
A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit
B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.
maffyew by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010
Marffa
A Marffa is one of the most sacarstic, energetic, loving, caring, mature people you will ever meet. A marffa knows just how to make you smile, and will always make sure your in a good mood. A marffa is responsible, but loves to fool around. She has a great sense of style, and an attractive energy. A marffa will be your best friend, but it is hard for her to take things seriously sometimes. She is also very awkward with boys, but once you get to know her, she'll be youf hand go hold, your shoulder to cry on, and your best friend.
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Murffy
Murffy, a term used for a border line squeaky voiced boy who plays Minecraft. A murffy is a person who loves to use terms such as "Bad" or "DROP OMG" and or "FAGGOT" to call and hurt other peoples feelings with.
Wow, I just talked to a kid who sounds like Murffy.
I just said things I shouldn't have said... I'm such a Murffy.
I just said things I shouldn't have said... I'm such a Murffy.
Murffy by MightyMorph July 16, 2018
Marffers
Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.
"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"
"That, good sir,would be Marffers"
"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"
"That, good sir,would be Marffers"
"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"