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martydom 

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.
Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.
martydom by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009
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A goddess of divine beauty that is cultured, sophisticated, and above all warm. She follows her passions and strongly fights for her dreams. She’s outgoing, kind; loved and adored by all. She also won’t fail to tell her friends the plain, hard truth at times. She’ll always be there for and support you, even when times are tough, and bring light in your darkest moments. A powerful, wise, and loving goddess.
I wish Marydin was here, she’s know what to do.
Marydin by tuzoneki April 30, 2020
getting as high as you think bob marley would
We're getting marleyd at Marley Fest! I smoked 5 bowls and I'm totally marleyd.
marleyd by loveddd April 14, 2010
stupid ass retard uncapable of forming basic thoughts without his brain shutting down
no one fucking cares markydomi
Markydomi by :bruhcat: June 6, 2021

Martydom Gift 

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
Martydom Gift by nastynutsac June 9, 2009
When a piece of technology suddenly stops working for no apparent reason, no-one 'touched it' or 'fiddled' with it, it just stopped working 'all on it's own'!
Techie: What happened here then?
Customer: I don't know it just stopped working
Techie: Did you click on blah blah?
Customer: I didn't click on anything
Techie: (to other techie) it's been Maryed!
Maryed by Total Paranoia July 13, 2011