1. a) a kid that is always around when not wanted
b) all conversation in the room stops if:
-it enters the room in any way
-it speaks
-its appears creeping in the shadows of pictures
-it is hungry and wants food
-if it asks to "lift"
-when it is caught sight of
-PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST THIS IS THE KID NOONE LIKES

c)shitty annoying qualities that make you want to grind his face on a cheese grader:
-joke abuser
-silent scumbag
-cheap fuck
-complains
-bad rep
-cheater
-uses a girlfriend voice
-invites himself over when never wanted
-follows where not invited
-loves to brag about how rich he is and the golf course he belongs to
-drives his daddy's bmw that he claims to have paid for in full
-webcams with girlfriend who mutually cheat on one another