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Roman noodles that are usually made in less than 3 minutes. Usually in a cup.
Johanna: You have some Maruchan?
Yulianna: Yes, do you want some?
Johanna: Yes!
Yailyn: I do too!
Corina: Me too!
Yulianna: Don't worry l have enough
Maruchan by Yulianna0714 February 6, 2015

Maruchan Ramen 

Top Ramen is the most famous brand of ramen instant noodles. Maruchan Ramen is virtually the same thing, but cheaper and made in the USA. Often a staple diet of "poor college students", but as the economy continues to worsen, more and more it it become a staple of people everywhere. Currently sold in a 12pk at your local Walmart for $2.50 -- $3.00 or individually for less than a quarter.

Maruchan is a brand of instant noodles and is a division of Toyo Suisan, a Japanese conglomerate. The name translates from Japanese into English as "little circle." They can be found in a packaged form to be cooked on a stove, in a cup to which boiled water is added, or can be microwaved. The noodles contain no preservatives, although they are cooked in vegetable oil preserved with TBHQ.

Maruchan Ramen noodles are made in Irvine, California, USA, and Richmond, Virginia, USA.

Dried or precooked noodles fused with oil, and often sold with a packet of flavoring. Dried noodles are usually eaten after being cooked or soaked in boiling water for 3 to 5 minutes, while precooked noodles can be reheated, or eaten straight from the packet. Although similar products were available in dynastic China, modern instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Andō of Nissin Foods.

Instant noodles are often criticized as being unhealthy or junk food. A single serving of instant noodles is high in carbohydrates but low in fiber, vitamins and minerals. Noodles are typically fried as part of the manufacturing process, resulting in high levels of saturated fat and/or trans fat. Additionally, if served in an instant broth, it typically contains high amounts of sodium. The current U.S. Recommended Dietary Allowance of sodium for adults and children over 4 years old is 2,400 mg/day. Some brands may have over 3,000 mg of sodium per package in extreme cases.
I've cut my monthly grocery bill to a fraction of what it used to be since I'm living on Maruchan Ramen!
Maruchan Ramen by RosieTX1 March 7, 2009

maracucho 

Certainly the most unique group of people in the world. These Venezuelan clowns are always the life of the party. Can't say three words without making a joke, and we'll refer to everything as "vicho" o "verga" as if those words were universal adverbs.
Guy 1: Give that verga chamo....
Guy 2: What?

Guy 3: Que me pasei la verga esa... The vicho under the tv, come on...
Guy 4: You couldn't be more maracucho for sure. That's the control remote!
maracucho by Andrewser March 16, 2016

Masasuchawato 

Original originating from Spanish,Being a Masasuchawato means that you are packing a smaller average penis size when flaccid.
Yo bro I heard from Alan that Cristian might be a Masasuchawato.
Masasuchawato by Streptocockus February 27, 2019
Sadly, those Siegfried Schtauffen fangirls become marachan if they still continue teh fangirlism
Marachan by YOU = TEH WAPANESE November 25, 2003
THe Marachan had posters of Sepiroth and Spike (from Cowboy Bebop) all over her bedroom wall.
Marachan by hahaa October 8, 2003