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mamapause 

The time from when a woman gets pregnant and her menstrual cycle stops producing a period, and after the birth of the baby when the menstrual cycle resumes producing a period.
My wife is still nursing and since she hasn't had a period yet her mamapause has been 2 years. Lucky for her!
mamapause by postmaned November 14, 2011
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mamapichas 

Translate literally as a cock sucker.
A guy or gal who it's extremely dumb and submissive.
Originated in Costa Rica
used in South American countries
Insult
"This dumbass it's a mamapichas!"
mamapichas by CinnabunChan January 9, 2019

Mamapork 

A pork based dish composed of soulfood ingrediants such as extra sticks of butter, rice porridge, green been extract, and others. Usually served in the deep south at barbeques, and other social events. Can be prepared: fried, deep fried, or extra crispy and sometimes eaten raw. Derived from the fact that wholesome mothers usually are ones who serve this food.
Genesis God: Auntie, you gizzah fix me my mamapork?
Auntie Mary: Nah Nah Genesis, you all of 12 years old, and you is expecting you own child any month now. You's best know how to fix dis mamapork by you lonesome.
Genesis God: Yes'm, Auntie.
Mamapork by Big Country Kellogg January 2, 2009

Mapaphobia

When you scared of maps dumbass
Damn I got mapaphobia
Mapaphobia by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

mamaphone 

Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)
Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!

Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
mamaphone by QuinP December 13, 2010
A mod of ‘DriftyWingss’ a streamer on Twitch. Mapman often lurks in the shadow realm, and is only seen often enough to almost call him extinct….
Mapman a man of maps
Mapman by SnipperDoggy November 22, 2021