Maplestory is a highly addictive game where, initially, 'no life' tweens can hide behind their computer screens and have the life and friends they never had in real life, but in pixels. You can level up by shooting rainbows at mushrooms and snails, marry other pedophiles, and have "friends". You can also build your reputation based on the amount of Nexon you have, how bitchy and annoying you are, and how many pixel boyfriends/girlfriends you can pick up at the same time. Also based on how many opposite (or same) gender pixels want to date your pixel.

Stupid aassssss shit in which 10 year old asian girls (and boys) can pose as 17 year old model/stripper/emo/scene/whatever else is out there via pictures available on google and post them on their fake myspaces to impress the 40 year old pedophiles who then insist on "marrying" their pixels.

Also the reason for the recent stock market crash because of all the 10 year olds spending $300+ of their parents money a week on "NX" to make their pixels "pimped" with gay clothes and shit. If you don't have at least 12+ hours to spend daily on Maplestory you will go through what is called mild to severe "MS Withdrawal".
10 year old: "OMG i hate school I have no friends I wanna go talk to my Maplestory boyfriend and my Maplestory friends."
Normal 10 year old: "What if their 40 year old pedos?"
10 year old: "SHUT UP THEIR REAL TO ME!"

10 year old *steals picture of scene girl from google and posts it on fake myspace*
Maplestory Pedo: "Omg you're so hot lets get married."
10 year old: "Omg i kno im so hot arent i."


10 year old: "Omg i havent played maplestory in 3 hours" *twitches*
by WHATtheEFF? June 19, 2009
a game named after a story of a tree that is for retards that want to have enlarged heads
If you play maple story, you are a fagggnut with a big swollen head
by ur momo February 11, 2007
A MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) consisting of miniature characters that can be designed by cash or in-game currency made by doing various tasks, including hunting and doing errands for NPC's (Non-Playing Characters). One of the safest to play since there is no actual blood or major violence or player-to-player (P2P) revenge/killing modes.
<Meena> Is there a game with cute characters that don't involve blood-spreading killers?
<Newt> Yeah, MapleStory has mini characters you create!
by AThepro August 22, 2007
MapleStory is an mmorpg that is extremely fun, yet truly addictive. (I myself couldn't stay away for 4 whole years.)

You create a cartoon chibi character and basically go around pwning small animals.

You start off at level 1. At level 8, you can become a magician. At level 10, you can become a warrior,theif,pirate,or archer. The newly-released Cygnus Knight class is a waste of time that crashes servers all the time.

The highest level is 200. Select few, the best of the best, have made it to 200. Most of them are Nx cash whores, which are people who spend REAL money on godly items to make their characters stronger and more rich.

I suggest playing it a few times, but be careful, or you won't be able to stop.
Let's go play MapleStory today!

Yeah, why not? We've been playing for 6 years!
by Xavijim July 29, 2009
A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide
19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!
by ZayBallerr November 04, 2009
the game that ex-runescape players play when they get tired of runescape. its that much better...
"do you play runescape?"

"not any more, maplestory is way better. i remember playing runescape. it sucked badly."
by notaznbutmexi-Can March 18, 2009
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