- An elaborate chat room, decorated by mushrooms and retards. -

You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?

You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?

You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?

You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?

You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?

You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?

You know that seventeen year old, who spikes his hair like Goku and runs up and down the street, shooting imaginary Kamehameha's at passing cars?

You know that chode, who will be inevitably ganking lowbies in the starter areas of World of Warcraft a few years from now, with seemingly impossible, diminished grammar?

You know the kids that you'd put aside your possible love of children and/or innocence to crush into a ball of dripping flesh and compressed bone, with your bare hands, if it were physically plausible and legally acceptable?

Well guess what Nancyboy, they're all here! Yeehawww!
And you can't touch 'em!

Did I mention the mods are biased shit bags who favor nexon cash users and their own friends?

Do you like the idea of a poorly controlled game of right and left moving, big headed retards, pressing the three attack buttons endlessly to level up with a system that only rewards the lifeless wasted time of a nation of people who have been known to die playing games for too long?

Do you like the idea of getting "pwned" by a fourteen year old boy, who is simultaneously tapping his super attacks while jamming his dick into the face of his little sister's Barbie doll -whose best and, only material, is "lol n00b phayle u mad"?

Do want to hang out with little kids who just discovered 4chan?

Do you want a message board so bad, that viewing it has, more or less, the same affect as opening the Arc of the Covenant with the sole intent on using it as a makeshift toilet?

Do you like the idea of slaughtering the same poorly drawn monkey and his family repeatedly for a month just for half a level?

Do you have absolutely no other responsibilities or activities with which to "dedicate" yourself to? Would you then be interested in dedicating yourself to a video game? How about a really shitty one?

Enjoy crap?

Then sign up for MS today!
Maple Story is awesome, if you really want to know what Hitler is up to right now.
by FlowersInMidgar2 August 18, 2009
worse than drugs.
addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money
maplestory makes my friends fail school.
by boonzilla April 23, 2006
Maplestory is a game full of ignorant and immature 13 (or less) year olds. It is known to be highly addictive, and very repetitive. It's a 2-d game, that has blocked out almost every form of swearing including "anal" so you cannot type "analyze" NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT DID YOU, MAPLE ADMINS? Also things that cannot be typed include: "FiniSH IT" "oF A Goat" it always seems to find some form of cursing whenever you want to message something really fast.

The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.

Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
Dumbass: "LOL U R A NOOB"
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"

9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
by Maple Hater April 05, 2006
Is a free online game MMORPG. It is made free because it sounds like shit when you hear about it but you have nothing to lose. After a few hours the game sucks you in and never lets go. From here on you are a maple 'hoar'. You buy Nexon cash to make your character look good. You train to be stronger. You engage in it as a second life. Once you start you will have two lives. A real life AND a virtual life.
@school "Shut up teacher, I just wanna play MapleStory"

KawaiiiOMGKawaiiiLulzKawaiii: "Haii mum"
Human "What the fuck?"
Kawaiii37821780413946412: "ILY daughter"

Idon'tnoher: "Wanna get married?" (cause I'm a loner and I need friends on Maple ATLEAST
Her: "Yes, ILY" I don't even know him, o well insta fame

SauskeSinNaruto2349790q4702842 "Mesos please"
Pro "No"
*cancels trade*
*re-trade*
*repeat*
by KosiFace January 07, 2008
A side-scroller MMORPG currently still in beta that consists of little custom chibi characters you can equip armor and weapons on. Is often criticized for having snails as the basic monsters when those who criticize haven't even gotten far enough into the game to kill higher level monsters. Is also criticized for being very similar to Ragnarok Online, for the job advancement concept, menu design, etc. Contains a swear filter much more sensitive than RO's, though.
Warning: Is terribly simple but terribly addictive.
by WaffleyGoodness April 16, 2005
All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.
I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.
by That guy with the Legs June 22, 2005
Slang word for marijuana.
David: yo lets go play some maplestory yo
Caveman: i don't know yo, that shit is pretty intense
by Medicine-Man February 27, 2009
A fun korean based game where the object is to beat the hell out of snails, slimeballs, stumps, dinosaurs, GOLLEMS (dark and white), and a bunch of other crap. Download at www.mapleglobal.com. In the game you can also buy rather expensive items like armor, weapons. At level ten you can take up a job and get more power. You can become a Warrior (use swords, axes, maces, blunt weapons, pole arms), a thief (use throwind stars or daggers), a Bowman (bows and crossbows), magician (wands and staffs)(pretty overpopulated job)
n00b 1 "I want to be thief so i can beat the hell out of stumps with throwing stars."
n00b 2 "I want to be a bowman so I can beat the hell out of gollems with a bow."
noob 3 "Well you guys are all douches cuz you wanna be those people. I want to be a warrior so I can look tough and cool"
n00b 4 "Wow you are g@y, (you cant say gay on MapleStory) i want to be a mage so i can kill-steal all of you with powerful magic"
THE REAL NOOB "I want to be a n00b forever cuz people help n00bs level up"
by A level 29 Bowman March 03, 2005

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