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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment 

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.

toronto maple leafs

One of the original 6 NHL hockey teams with a strong fan base in Toronto and the Toronto and Greater Toronto Area. The most Stanley Cup wins of the NHL next to the Montreal Canadiens who have more then double the Leafs total.

The Leafs last Stanely Cup win was in 1967.

The Leafs are to the NHL what the NewYork Yankess are to MLB considering dollar value, howeve the performance is a different story.

Leafs fans fall into 2 categories:

The first representing the much smaller group of the 2 being those that are extremely devoted and loyal to their "local team" and stay by them regardless of performance, even if they are in a 43 year (and counting) slump. God bless those true blue fans.

The 2nd group of devoted fans are the retards who honestly believe that for some reason the leafs have a reason and desire to win a game. They can commonly be identified by shouting "This is the year! This is the year"

These are the fans who have paid no attention to any other team in the league and for this reason have never made the comparison between the Leafs and a team consisting of real hockey players too see the difference.

The Leafs have the worst 3rd period performance of any team in the NHL. The reason for that being is lack of heart, grit, will and balls.

The leafs exist only as a franchise and buiseness, not as a hockey team. Evedince for this is on CBC during every broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada.
"hey, do you like the Toronto Maple Leafs? They are our local team! I like them. This is the year, there gonna go all the way.

I also like shiny objects with twirly bits that spin... hey, I have a pet spider. His name is Tucker, cause I like Marcy Tucker, he is a good hocky player... "

Maple Leafs 

Toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as Leafs." Also, a profound grammatical error.
1. "Maple Leafs denied Stanley Cup because of bad luck, lack of skill."

2. "You mean Leaves, right?" "Hell, no."
Maple Leafs by John Reid April 7, 2005

mapleleafweb 

a once-popular Canadian political discussion forum associated with the University of Lethbridge in the bible-belt of the province of Alberta. At first Mapleleafweb strove for intelligent discussion carried out under objective rules. In recent years the rules and tone have been changed to give greater advantage for those promoting rightwing views.
Many people who used to post at mapleleafweb.com have been driven away by the increasing favoritism given to rightwing participants.
mapleleafweb by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Toronto maple leafs

They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more

Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.

Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Toronto Maple Leafs by DVDGuy October 25, 2008