mapletard 

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.

My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.

mapletard by EvoFire March 20, 2008

mapleback 

canada canadian bacon

A dirty canadian citizen.

the mapleback fucked the moose!

mapleback by humpy April 6, 2005

maple bar 

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

maple bar by aesop November 6, 2003

maple bar 

The taint, the chode, the durf. That bit of skin in between your scrotum and your anus.

My girlfriend always remembers to massage my maple bar when she's going down on me.

maple bar by ea belfair November 1, 2006

maple bar 

A solid turd that's round, long, looks, and smells like poop, but is, in fact, a maple bar.

<David> Zoe just ate a maple bar!
<Si> Gross! Where did she get it?
<Nick> She just dumped it in the tiolet, then fished it right out and munched it!

maple bar by Si & David September 2, 2006

mapleboarding 

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

mapleboarding by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021