mapinguari 

A terrifying, red-haired, giant sloth with backwards feet and armadillo-like claws living in the Amazonian rainforest - stands over 6 feet on hind legs. It emits a foul stench and a spine-tingling howl that instills permanent fear and panic to one who hears it. Is said to rip skulls off humans and suck out their delictable brains as well ripping apart palm trees for the insides. Ancestors of the mapinguari roamed the Americas, the Caribbean and Antarctica.

The mapinguari legend has spawned the pursuit for proof of existence, as has Bigfoot.

mapinguari by Long Lost Fan January 2, 2006

marguarite 

A marshmallow on top of a saltine cracker
1) place the cracker salt side up
2) place the marshmallow on top of the cracker
3) put it in the broiler

4) leave it in there until the marshmallow is a chocolate brown
5) then take it out and eat it

The kitchen smells like burnt marshmallow. Was someone making marguarites?

marguarite by The biggest fucking dearie February 19, 2017

Maragaritaville 

Noun. Pronouced: "Mar-Gar-Ee-Ta-Vill"
1) A fake destination in a Washed up Jimmy Buffet song. Its the place you go when you are living a lethargically alcoholic life.
2) A low quality restaurant chain started by Jimmy Buffet, in order to keep the cash coming in when his talent petered off.
3) A Single restaurant in Capitola CA, and while this one claims originality, it still has a long way to go before become great.

1) Mike: "I can't dude, I'm looking for my lost shaker at Margaritaville."
2)Steve: "Isn't this part of the Maragaritaville Chain?
3)Beto: "Go to Margaritaville again, their D.J. is so hokey!"

Maragaritaville by Wangston Hughes January 13, 2009