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Maoris are hella cool people who are the pride and joy of new zealand. Through years of evolution they have gained super human powers.
that guy must be a maori as he is hella cool and has hella cool super powers
by jeremy763789 June 23, 2006
 
1.
Indigneous people of New Zealand, originating in South Pacific. Signatories to the Treaty of Waitangi, 1840. One of the national languages of NZ (The others being English and Sign).
Even the NZ Maori Rugby team can usually beat Wales
by sloanie July 06, 2006
 
2.
Self proclaimed land owners of New Zealand. In 1840 British settlers realised the lack of intelligence of the natives that they had recently encountered and decided to form the treaty of waitangi. In this treaty the maori signed away all their land in exchange for a few guns and bracelets. Sometime around 1900 the maori brain evolved to the point of having 2 brain cells, and they realised what a terrible mistake they had made. Ever since then the maori have been trying to seek revenge on the white man by selling him crappy tinny's, taking his shoes, and generally stealing everything that isn't nailed down. This type of behaviour is hardly suprising coming from a culture that actually beleives New Zealand was caught like a fish and pulled to the surface by one maori in a canoe. To this day, maoris still exist in new zealand inhabiting such areas as otara, mangere, and a million other shitty places you'd never have to go to if marijuana was legal.
"Duh thats rite bro you get 0.3 grams of weed for your $20, now you know how it feels"

"hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo"

"aw bro my cru of maori's is the baddest bro we can't even afford a spray can to tell people who we are"
by newzealandisdieing January 10, 2006
 
3.
A race of people whom the New Zealand government seems to favour over the people of European decent in New Zealand. Maori receive such bonuses as:
- cheaper university fees
- extra money on government benefits (as if to encourage them)
- their own political party that only persons with maori decent can be in. (they can also be in the other parties if they wish)
Maori seem to have no morals whatsoever. Their favourite pastimes include drugs, alcohol and smoking behind the P.E shed. Some maoris prefer to beat up and steal from the elderly. No maori wears his own shoes.
The New Zealand Government seems to think they should encourage the maori race, but these days most criminals in NZ are of maori decent, so really they are encouraging them to be criminals, and therefore insuring the future of New Zealand to become one huge Otara.
"bro, hook a brother up aye? I'll smash ur white ass, you betta watch ur bak aye I'll get my black maori homies onto you"
by outlookonlife July 21, 2006
 
4.
A New Zealand people, traded everything for nothing, and now have buyers remorse, which will carry on for another hundred years. Supposedly the "natives" -this has been proven false, there were other people here first before them, who the maori ate. They are 10% of the general population, and 90% of the prison population. Go figure.
NZ Person: "Dude, grab us a beer?"
Maori: "Eh? Bears live in asia..."
by ShibbyNZ August 29, 2006
 
5.
Pre-european Māori were peaceful, spoilt their children & treated women as goddesses. Guardians of nature & skilled artists, their love of family makes them great social / community / care workers. Expert navigators, they settled NZ 800 yrs ago, then Chatham Is 200 yrs later, renaming themselves Moriori & developing a distinct culture.

Europeans introduced diseases & rodents that ravaged the population & ecosystem. Trusting natives foolishly welcomed trade & christianity. Missionaries were hell-bent on destroying Maori’s pagan ways of idolising women & children and rewrote history to display Maori as savages, removing any trace of their kindness & respect for nature.

Greedy brits tricked Maori into giving up land ownership by promising protection from american & french slavers. Since brits eroded Maori further by inter-marrying to dilute bloodlines, & attacked every peaceful camp they found, Maori realised more armies would come to seize the land. So Maori signed the Treaty.

Brits created laws to legally confiscate land, outlaw Maori culture, and place men as head of the house - his wife & children his property to use & abuse as he saw fit.

Maori suffered 200+ yrs of oppression & dilution. Although the effects of colonisation were devastating, Maori are slowly rebuilding themselves.

Pakeha lost their roots so they use Maori culture to define themselves as NZers, performing the haka at ANY sports event & displaying Maori-style tattoos to prove their New Zealand-ness.
Pakeha boy: "Chur cuz, up to bro"
Maori boy: "Bro, are you Maori bro?"
Pakeha boy: "Nah bro, I wish though."
by karzlahana May 24, 2014
 
6.
Māori translates to natural or normal. When Europeans arrived in New Zealand, the natives had to come up with a way of defining themselves so they became known as Māori. This is because to themselves they were normal, while the Europeans became known as Pākehā, or foreign. Māori is also the name of the native language spoken by Māori people.
Someone who has Māori ancestors is considered to me Māori.

Māori is an official language of New Zealand.
by Mystery537 September 18, 2013
 
7.
A degenerative Race that arrived In New Zealand in the 1800's, established their ways in Grass huts and hunted their prey with the "Taiha," and were content with their under developed ways until the British arrived and formed a Government, transforming the country into a demographic, sophisticated place that once lacked intelligence. The signing of a Treaty instantly foreshadowed the misery of the decades to follow. A mistake that all Europeans have to accept and live with; A very angry race that steals, resorts to violence, lacks courage to an extreme extent (They carry out violence in packs), claims "Aotearoa" belongs to them and have broken down their cultural identity to socio-economic sponges that have become a burden to the advancement of the white race that saved their asses in the first place.
1) "Should we approve his welfare check?"
"Yes, he's a Maori"

2) "Should we accept the Maori into Boy's High?"
"No. He can attend Hato Paora, an all Maori boys school instead"

3) "Who the f**k Stole My Bike?!"
"Te Rangi Tehuataka Hata"
"Oh ofcourse.. No surprises there"
by Matty Treble March 04, 2012