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Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011
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Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Manipal Sessionals 

The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.
Peter : Kitty! Manipal sessionals are on, lets go make a harlem shake video !
Manipal Sessionals by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013

female manipulator 

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

manipulation station 

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train
Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

Manipulate

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.
Manipulate by Richard West May 12, 2007