Manspectations 

Things that are generally expected of men. Men should do certain things or act a certain way to maintain the expectations that other men have of them. A term which is usually used by one man about another.

'Paul is not living up to manspectations... just look at the condition of his lawn!'

Manspectations by DublinMom October 12, 2009

maskpectations

The phenomenon where you experience shock (and often disgust) when someone reveals their nose and mouth after wearing a mask. This phenomenon can happen even after being with a masked person for only a few moments.

Did you see our new neighbor take down his mask to take a sip of his coffee?? It's like his nose and mouth did not go with his eyes! And those chicklet teeth did not meet my maskpectations.

maskpectations by JJ Explains April 26, 2021

Mexpectations 

Hoped-for perks and pleasures of visiting our friends to da south.

Looking forward to fun 'n' games in Tijuana is perfectly fine, but please realize dat loads of other tourists may have similar Mexpectations, as well, and so whatever delights you're going there for may be either very pricey, in short supply, and/or only accessible after waiting in line for extended periods.

Mexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022