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a person who spent the whole night looking for a hot chick but meats a really nice girl who they fall in love with. this girl takes him back to her house so they can make relations when she turns into a hydrosquirrel and tries to eat him or bring him back to the land of the longcats to be sacrificed to the venomous t-rexataur.
"this guy i knew was at the party on friday but totally ending up doing a manuel dick pinho"
by mad30333 February 18, 2010