Montucky
Montucky by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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Montucky
A term used to define backwoods Montana and/or poke fun at the rural redneck roots associated with the state; 'Montucky' is typically composed of beer and whiskey drinking, cattle rustling and rodeos, farming and ranching locations, remote bonfire parties, hunting camps, chainsaw antics, and generally howling at the moon.
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Manfucked
Manfucked
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
Manduck
A man born into a low socio-economic status environment who exhibits a rude, gangster-like behavior, carries a pistol around, and never wears a shirt. He is specifically known for his duck-shaped cranium.
Random Guy: who da fuck are you?
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
Manduck by Quackmaster Beta May 1, 2010
Martucky
A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.
"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
Martucky by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011