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A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend. Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her. |
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Any form of male grooming. "Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"
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1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability. 2) The antidote for the random public boner. Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet. |
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