Cantember 

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

Cantember by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Manvember

A dedicated month during the year, specifically November, when manliness is at its peak. During this time there will be no shaving, except for the head...because that is manly. Flannel shirts will be worn as frequently as possible, tobacco products will be on hand at all times, and meat will be consumed at least twice a day.

We have entered a state of Manvember

Manvember has begun!

Manvember!

Manvember by Dr. Boyd Noisewater November 28, 2007

mancumber 

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

mancumber by BrettS June 25, 2005

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.

I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.

mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

Masterberrying 

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

Masterberrying by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

mastembarrassment 

Feeling embarrassed while talking to someone you have masterbated to.

Dude, that was some serious mastembarrassment you were showing around that hot chick in class today.

mastembarrassment by Local Chav April 11, 2008

The Metember Curse 

The phrase defining the September crash that the New York Mets go through every season since the 2007 season.

Dude, what's wrong with the Mets? They went from first to last. Oh, yeah! It's just the Metember curse.

The Metember Curse by KoKo7294 June 20, 2010