(n) A rant or monologue that begins with the word or exclamation 'Man.'
(v) To go on a mant.
Person 1: "Man, I hate it when you're eating a creamsicle and you're trying to eat all the popsicle bits first so that you can enjoy the cream just by itself, but the cream ends up thawing in the process and sliding down the stick, thus getting all over your fingers."
Person 2: "Woah, chill. No need to mant about it."
Mants: Testicles, Balls, awesome. Mants are another word for your chocolate salty ones that is new and refreshing (especially with a side of saliva -ladies you know what i mean). Mants is a word that sounds like its a mix of Man and pants or some other word but its really not and that's why the word itself is so intriguing. It's the word the super awesome Old Spice Guy has for his testicles so don't swan dive without them!
Dude lets tea-bag Javier" "No i cant my Mants are all cold and shriveled" "That's cool i was lying next to the heater so my Mants are hanging like a prostitutes Vagant" "Great lets go shame Javier