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Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Mans weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
1. legendary creature that live in western washington, known for its scathing commentary and its love of death metal music
1. Manselmo is so strong, he challenged a bear to a fight and let the bear have the first shot.
manselmo by Travis M. September 8, 2005

clint mansell 

An AMAZING composer. He has written scores such as Lux Aeterna (used in the movies Requiem for a Dream, Lord of the Rings, etc.), The Last Man, and Dead Reckoning. He occasionally works with the Kronos Quartet. He also works with Darren Aronofsky (the director of Requiem for a Dream and did the music for his latest movie, The Fountain.
Steve: I saw Requiem for a Dream last night, and the music was amazing!

Tod: Well, no wonder...Clint Mansell did it.

Steve: That guy who works with the Kronos Quartet?

Tod: Yeah, his myspace is www.myspace.com/mansellclint. You should check him out!

Steve: Cool!
Mansel. The masculine version of a damsel.
"Oh noes, Jillian! Look up in that tower! It be a mansel in distress!"
mansel by Annie Marie September 11, 2006

Mansel-in-Distress 

A guy who needs rescuing.
"My boyfriend was sick this weekend and stayed in bed. He's such a Mansel-in-Distress sometimes, but it's sweet."

distress damsel mansel
Mansel-in-Distress by ladywildrose December 4, 2013