A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.
It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date
by pabloescobar69 October 05, 2010
a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms
man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod
by weezyvalentine April 14, 2011
When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.
"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"
by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016
A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.
Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."
by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015
MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.
MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.
by SPENCER -J August 06, 2008
A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.
Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'
by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010
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