a wad of toilet paper that keeps men from sharting
hey dude,i just farted so hard that a little bit of shit came out; but luckily i had a manpon in.
by darkdonkster11 October 07, 2010

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A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.
It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date
by pabloescobar69 October 05, 2010

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The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.
"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"
by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

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a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms
man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod
by weezyvalentine April 14, 2011

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When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.
"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"
by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016

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A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.
Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."
by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

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MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.
MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.
by SPENCER -J August 06, 2008

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