Top Definition
Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo
by yoyo August 14, 2003
Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
by Big B September 12, 2003
Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
by Sexican619 December 29, 2006
Whan you have to go to the bathroom really bad, but there is no where to go, you stick a napkin or somthing on your butt incase of leakage
I am so glad i had that man pon on the bus ride or else i would have huge baconstrips.
by Andrew Eclipse February 05, 2007
Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus.
I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
by NotMackISwear July 10, 2008
A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin.
Big Black (From the show Rob and Big) "I had 40 hot wings last night. So I had to manpon it up."
by Justin Dig December 26, 2006
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