Manpain

When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.

There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.

Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.

Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.

Manpain by takealittletime November 17, 2009

macpaddy 

This is what happens when a company finds out that they're in the poo after diddling someone, and then finding out that they're working for the press.

"I asked him for a tracking number for my Macpadd , but he threw a Macpaddy"

macpaddy by Loonybean November 4, 2009

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.

Edward wore manpanties.

manpanties by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004

macpadd 

A mythical device said to be created by unicorns and fairies that will cure you from STD's, cancer, receding hairline, gingivitis and most cases of jock itch. Will not protect you from the H1N1 virus as it is used in the manufacturing process.

An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.

Tom: Man come look at this cool ass Macpadd mouse pad I'm going to order. It says that I can save the world if I purchase this thing.

Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.

Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.

Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.

Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.

Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.

macpadd by NunyoBidnez November 4, 2009

manlady 

A female which is hard to tell what sex they are.

Dude #1:Wo did you see that dude! He must be a drag queen.
Dude #2:Umm I think that's a woman
Dude #1:Oh, like a manlady

manlady by Annalisa Madisa April 20, 2007

Manadore 

A female who has a knack for luring multiple hott guys into her bed while avoiding feelings and attachment (the dangerous stuff)

Suzy is such a Manadore. Did you see her latest conquest? He was so hot!

Manadore by theforwardone June 21, 2013

Mankad 

Named after Indian cricketer Vinoo Mankad, it's a specific run-out dismissal in the game of cricket. When the batsman at the non-striker's is run out by the bowler before the ball is bowled, due to excessive backing up, he is said to have been mankaded.

In 2007 Gayle tried to mankad Vaughan at Chester-le-Street, but failed and received a withering look for his effort.

Mankad by Carino Risagallo May 15, 2009