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hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
hoover manuever by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010
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Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver 

The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.

Brooklyn Subway manouver 

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.

Hinrich Manuever 

When Kirk Hinrich of the Chicago Bulls does a nasty crossover and step back J in the face of anyone who dares to try and guard him.
Tom: Did you see the bulls game last night?
Dave: Naw, but I saw Rip Hamilton got worked by the Hinrich Manuever on ESPN.

Marty Manuever 

When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
Marty Manuever by SFBlacksox January 8, 2008
Josh: "So what are you up to this weekend?"

Ben: "ehh...ill probably hang with some old friends and maybe have a manover."
Manover by Egrunty3 January 27, 2009

Tebbutt Manoeuver 

Where when performing a sex act from the rear whilst locking in a "full nelson" and continuing the act. An audience is usually preferred.
"Fuck me, Bob has just come down the stairs and has got Jane in the Tebbutt Manoeuver! quick, get your camera!"
Tebbutt Manoeuver by JZmofo March 26, 2008