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MANventure 

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.
Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010
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manventure 

man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher

1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"

"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
manventure by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008
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manectric 

A Pokémon released in Gen 3. It’s classified as the Discharge Pokémon. It is a pure electric type and can Mega Evolve. It is the evolved form of Electrike. It is a great companion for police officers.
Officer Jenny: Manectric, use Discharge!
manectric by Bisque Guy July 12, 2018

man nectur 

1. the result of the male ejaculation
2. semen
Stacy:"hey julie i think you got some toothpaste on your shirt."
Julie:" oh no, thats john's man nectur. things got a little messy."
man nectur by Mello F June 30, 2007

MANventure 

The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.
Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

mannature 

A person who desires to be male. Secret or no secret they are most likely not interested in "girlish" activities and can have a natural hate for being female. The best explanation is that they've been a boy in their previous life, being mean or excessively rude to women and so reborn female to be taught a lesson.
Mannature: Many men are doomed to be reborn as something they hate most in order to love it, but have majority man nature.
mannature by Majestic Maze January 5, 2007

Manventure 

a. Any trip involving two or more men performing manly feats with no planned route or attainable destination

b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind
"Dude that was the greatest manventure ever!" (In the context of drinking all night and smoking cigars on the streets of center city Philadelphia)
Manventure by w3b5ter July 23, 2011