| 1. | clunging | ||
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The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy. 1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good... 1: Clunging her yet? 2: Nah...nah not yet. 1: Faggit. |
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| 2. | metrosexual | ||
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A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart. James Bond is very metro in a lot of ways. He aint no sissy but he has excellent taste.
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| 3. | butch | ||
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Masculine or Macho dress and behavior, REGARDLESS of sex or gender indentity. "wow, that person dresses and acts in ways that are steroetypically considered masculine or macho, they are butch."
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| 4. | Boner Jousting | ||
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when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?" pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose" |
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| 5. | autumn | ||
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to lead a guy on and stop all contact with him. Also can mean a bull dyke lesbian. To be unnatractive and manly in their ways. To have characteristics of a man. Dont go with her dude, thats an autumn.
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| 6. | buffyisms | ||
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The plural form of a buffyism. Expressions, ways of speaking, or quotes that have come into common usage or been popularized by the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "We're your bosom friends, the friends of your bosom." "Buffy. I believe the sub-text here is rapidly becoming... text." "I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Something damn manly." "Ah, everyone, the dead guy's all puddly now." -Buffyisms |
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| 7. | mandaid | ||
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Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat. Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid
Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid. |
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