| 36. | country boy | ||
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A guy born and raised in the country. (Usually the American South.)
He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt. A true country boy has rather short hair, and no piercings. They dress in nice, clean-looking clothes, and only wear ripped jeans to work in. Country boy's are strong, hard-working, and very masculine. Chances are, he drives a truck. In a relationship, a country boy is usually an old-fashioned gentleman. A true country boy usually has a big mouth when it comes to talking about girls, but prefers to take things slow with a girl he really likes. Ladies love country boys!
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| 37. | Bucca Drip Dry | ||
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This is a completely heterosexual phenomenon that occurs in male only showers during military deployments, or even at the local YMCA. A man will finish his shower and instead of drying off in the shower, or drying off at all, he will proceed to shave, brush his teeth, comb his hair, clip his fingernails, floss etc before placing on even a single stitch of clothing. The most blatant example is when they will straddle a bench and begin a converstation with a perfect stranger. Usually over manly things such as football scores or weight lifting. The predominant explanation for this behavior is that of closet homosexuals seeking like minded citizens or who enjoy simple exhibitionism. This is akin to the "wide stance" in the urinal or stall. Guy #1: Hey that was a great shower...I noticed you do the Bucca Drip Dry.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm not shy, if you know what I mean. Guy #1: I think I know exactly what you mean. Hey will you be at the showers the same time tomorrow? Guy #2: You know it. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we can do some calf raises sometime? Guy #2: Great, thought you'd never ask! |
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| 38. | brovember | ||
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November 13, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
The eleventh month of the year, formerly known as November.
Brovember is a month dedicated to guys doing "guy things" such as watching football, going fishing, climbing mountains, and grillin. During the month of Brovember, a man is exempt from feminine activities in order to strengthen the bonds between his bros. "Sorry guys, no poker tonight. My wife wants me to go the opera, tonight."
"You serious dude? Today's the first of Brovember!" |
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| 39. | spellist | ||
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1) A term commonly used to classify those who discriminate against people who spell incorrectly.
2) Someone who loves to spell things correctly. 3) A term you could use to confuse your teacher or employer. 4) A member of the Spellic religion, where spellism is very popular. 5) Something that randomly came up in a msn conversation, but is now being submitted to urbandictionary. 1) Wow I lost 10 marks for incorrect spelling and grammer. Mr. Stevantha is so Spellist!
2) I am such a spellist when it comes to essays. 3) Excuse me Miss, you are the biggest spellist in the world! 4) No, I am a spellist. I am a strong believer in spellism. 5) So you must be an anti-spellist then, because you don't know how to spell. |
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| 40. | mandaid | ||
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Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat. Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid
Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid. |
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| 41. | man night | ||
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a night of man stuff and doing totally manly things CamRon: "tomorrow were going longballing and going to coon hill its gonna be such a man night"
Katelyn: "whats man night?" CamRon: "killed it." |
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| 42. | computer fag | ||
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computer fag:
A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft. They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs. The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos. Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."
Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon." Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag." Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women." |
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