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A sweet, sugary, often fruity alcoholic beverage that is most often consumed by women and gay men. Examples include wine coolers, alcopop beverages, as well as mixed drinks like Cosmopolitans and Fuzzy Navals. Girly drinks stand in contrast to manly drinks like beer and whiskey, which tend to be strong and bitter. Every guy should know how to make one or two girly drinks for his dates and female friends, but he should never drink them himself.
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| 2. | pussy-man drink | ||
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a drink that questions a man's masculinity because of his consumption. It is a wine cooler or wine, anything questionable. 'Man when TT drank that pussy-man drink and left it in her yard, holy shit man that was funny shit.'
'Put down that pussy-man drink and trade it in for a beer or i'm going to whoop you.' |
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| 3. | buffalotini | ||
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The earth-defying drink consisting of one part buffalo wing and any number of parts hard liquor. The number of parts liquor is inversely related to how well you understand what is going on around you as a result of intoxication.
The most popular method of buffalotini consumption is: 1. stir with wing 2. take single bite of delicious meat 3. down remaining liquid Buffalotini popularity increased expotentially in November 2007 when both Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris endorsed it as the ultimate manly drink.
Joe: "Hey Chris we're out of mixers" Chris (slurring): "Its aight just mix up a buffalotini itl be awesome!" |
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| 4. | broca cola | ||
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The manliest drink the the world. Pronounced like coca cola. Can be used to refer to any drink considered manly. Maddy: Hey, Sandwich Mike, you wanna drink some of this herbal tea?
Sandwich Mike: Fuck your tea bitch!!! I'm drinking Broca Cola! |
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| 5. | Manly Temple | ||
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A drink composed of Sprite, Grenadine, and Whiskey.
Much like a Shirley Temple, except manly and it could fuck you up (potentially) Example 1:
Bitch: Yo Steve, you want a Shirley Temple? Steve: Nah bitch, I be getting a MANLY TEMPLE, shit's about to get fucked up tonight. Example 2: Father: Son, I see you're drinking a Shirley Temple. Son: Yes dad I am. Father: You disappoint me you flaming homosexual, get a real man's drink, here's some Whiskey, have yourself a Manly Temple. |
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| 6. | Manorade | ||
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a manly drink drank by only those manly men worthy of drinking the manly drink, manorade. Is the most manly drink in the world. Is often associated with Gatorade. Chandler: My beard is sweating so hardcore, Aidan, you want some of my Manorade?
Aidan: I dunno Chandler, I dunno if i can handle the pure manliness of that manorade. Chandler: drink it already you fuckface Aidan: Fine you beardo. Aidan proceeds to drink teh manorade. He then has uncontrollable spasms and dies. |
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| 7. | pussy-man drink | ||
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A wine cooler or wine, defined as unmasculinate by most men. "Stop drinking that pussy-man drink and have a beer on me."
"remember that one time that I dropped that pussy-man drink bottle in her yard and she knew it was me, hahahaha, good times." |
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