when someone receives a handjob from a man, sometimes disguised as a woman
he said he got a handjob at a party and then found out it was a guy doing it!
haha so he got a manjob!!!
yeah, i think he knew all along it was a dude!
When a straight man gives another straight man a hand job
only to be done by the best of friends.
only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.
Its not gay
Sean: So you ready to give me that ManJob?
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.
bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.
bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.
When a male opens the hole of his penis so that another male can stick his penis inside of the hole.
Guy: I am so gay for you right now !
Another Guy: Sweet lets go into the bedroom and ill give you a man job :)
A man-on-man blow-job.
(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))
BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.
JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?
BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?
JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?
BOB: You have to give me a man-job?
JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?
BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!
JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
When a straight man offers another straight man a blow job in return for something. Usually in lieu of cash or payment of something.
Guy1- You still got that board?
Guy1- Can I have it?
Guy2- For 65 bucks...
Guy1- How about a manjob?
when a straight man and another straight man give each other handjobs when not making eye contact
Jarred and I gave each other manjobs yesterday night. Its better than a fleshlight!