Regular dude: That's because no one does care, and you don't do anything all day. Get over yourself and stop being so fucking dramatic.
Manicorn: (pulls up on his pink chariot made of eco-friendly materials pulled by unicorns) That was insensitive to her needs. You should reconsider and learn to tuck your balls back.
Regular dude: (pulls out gun and shoots the manicorn in the face) That'll learn you. Bro's before hoes! Man law!!!1one!!!!
Female: But.... he was the mainacorn... now he's dead.
Regular dude: Yep. Bastard didn't even ask me how my day was.
"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"
"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*