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Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
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matts manjunk 

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers
I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
matts manjunk by ronski July 5, 2010

man funk 

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
man funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009
Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.
Ever since I've started running, using ManJunk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.
manjunk by Right4Good August 4, 2008

man funk 

The particularly foul smell in which males give off.
Yo dude! get some deodorant! you got some serious man funk goin' on!!
man funk by Miss Edgar November 25, 2010
A man you know can't handle the emotional attachment or in any way can support any of your needs except sexually.. You know he is a Grade A fuckboy but you use him until the well goes dry..
Mireesha would be a lot happier if she would find a real man and not just a manfuck.
Manfuck by MeeshOne September 28, 2017
when two guys are playing around too much like hitting or wrestling each other in an embarrassing manner, but they aren't homosexual.
"let 'em fight, they're just havin' some manfun."
manfun by ja_me_kah July 10, 2007