I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're
parents are rich af.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in
reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in
reality they're all lonely and
depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that
will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan
Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of
Juul and places to hook up!
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan
Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
