Menearse la sardina 

Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.

Edgar tiene la mala costumbre de menearse la sardina todas las noches.

Menearse la sardina by Garbanzo esnifado April 6, 2022

Mantears 

The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.

-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.

Mantears by MyXboxIsBroken September 24, 2011

man ears 

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.

Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.

man ears by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

manarse 

the buttock but in man form. e.g. hairy, perhaps skids with a slight hint of klingons

larry was proud of his manarse

manarse by molt October 18, 2003

maneasiotomy 

when a man while performing anal intercourse rips the rectum of his partner. The end result is a "maneasiotomy".

my dad must have gave my mom a maneasiotomy the way she was walking yesterday.

maneasiotomy by Ian Vi. December 20, 2007

manerstiligit 

(may-ner-sti-legit) n. a dipshit, dumbass, no life..someone who is just really fuckin
retarded.

hey that guy over there is a manerstiligit

manerstiligit by Joshua c. plitt October 8, 2008

Maners 

10/10 on somothing

"Yo that blowjob u just gave me was maners"

Maners by Dr curry December 8, 2017