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6. mandaid
The little piece of tissue men put on their shaving cuts.
Dude, you still have your mandaid on from when you cut yourself shaving this morning.
1. mandaid
Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.
2. mandaid
The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.
Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.
3. Mandaid
A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.
Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."
4. mandaid
The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.
Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".
5. Mandaid
This is a bandaid that is made from toilet tissue and scoth tape.(usually by a man)after cutting his finger,usually to save time or just because they are too lazy to go get one.
WE dont need any bandaids anymore becaue we already used a mandaid.
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