mancry 

To cry while still making yourself feel like a manly. There are two types, yelling into a pillow, or just getting teared up and staying away from people. Can be done with or without tears.

After she stood me up and her friends told me she was after another guy I buried my face in my pillow and let out a mancry for a few minutes

mancry by obehemothe July 10, 2011

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

mancrush 

A hetrosexual man admiring another man to an extreme in a non-romantic or sexual way, more having an intense desire to be that other man.

I have the biggest mancrush on Brad Pitt, I wish I could be him.

mancrush by anonymous November 24, 2004

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

mancrush 

An intense infatuation of one straight man for another.

Dave really likes Kobe Bryant. He has a total mancrush on him...even though he's 100% straight.

mancrush by ksaflkdsj May 28, 2008

mancrush 

The highest tier of a man's love for another man, without having any sexual want towards the man.

I have a mancrush on Ryan Dunn for being the man.

mancrush by Brodie Bruce January 5, 2005