OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.
idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance. Likes to call itself the second city, when in fact its the sixth.
Don't you fooking gimme that fooking look ma kid. <SMACK>
The crap place i live in, turning like liverpool,cuz of all the crack-head gangs, Gunchester,i hate my life >.<
Guy1:'dude have u been to manchester yet?'
Guy2:'NO WAY THAT PLACE SUX TOTAL 4RS3
To fall asleep while receiving oral sex
(This term was coined by a young man who, while incredibly drunk and on vacation, fell asleep while getting a blow job from a girl from Manchester, United Kingdom.)
Justin pulled a Manchester on Stacey. She had to perform a potato peeler
to wake him up.
A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance.
Full of AIDS infected gays, niggers and jews and officially ranked as the worst place to live in the whole UK 2007 by Channel 4 Television.
Them dirty fucking gays from Manchester think the place is the new Jerusalem!
the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.
1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already
2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester
3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester
4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth
A shit hole in the North West of England, full of scruff's paki's and trigger happy kids, also known for the for there football team Munich X1(man u). who funnily died in a air disater
guy 1: what do ya think of manchester.
guy 2: it stinks and is full of sweaty paki's and little scruff's haha ice on the run way MUNICH MUNICH!!!